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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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Ciego de Ávila is one of the provinces of Cuba, and was previously part of Camagüey Province. Its capital is Ciego de Ávila, which lies on the Carretera Central, and the second city is Morón, further north.
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}
{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}
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